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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m Oliver, or Cooljim Smashface. Whichever sounds better. I’m 18, Australian and have a tin whistle.
Looks like this tumblr [puts on sunglasses] just got TUMBLD.
YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!</description><title>Banner Carrier</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @bannercarrier)</generator><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"oh hai guize!"</title><description>“oh hai guize!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Me. Oliver.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/46844901801</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/46844901801</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 00:21:40 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>anuses!I have found the curemy cagemy dreammy calling. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;anuses!&lt;br/&gt;I have found the cure&lt;br/&gt;my cage&lt;br/&gt;my dream&lt;br/&gt;my calling. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/33556088797</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/33556088797</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2012 19:59:29 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>tspcapacity:

consulting-cockblock:

Gangnam Style
Original and...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_31725888040" src="http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/31725888040/audio_player_iframe/bannercarrier/tumblr_mah4v2jUw31qeycsk?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbannercarrier%2F31725888040%2Ftumblr_mah4v2jUw31qeycsk" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tspcapacity.tumblr.com/post/31711214370/consulting-cockblock-gangnam-style-original"&gt;tspcapacity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://consulting-cockblock.tumblr.com/post/31709038609/gangnam-style-original-and-orchestral-versions"&gt;consulting-cockblock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Gangnam Style&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Original and Orchestral versions, aligned.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’re welcome.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WHAT IS THIS MAGIC&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/31725888040</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/31725888040</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:22:33 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>secretly secreecey</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lilysang.tumblr.com/post/23402839236/secretly-secreecey"&gt;lilysang&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Old man (but secretly) who&lt;br/&gt;Likes to rage about distances between bus stops&lt;br/&gt;I don’t understand this but my&lt;br/&gt;Vagina is okay with it &lt;br/&gt;Everybody loves Oliver except not &lt;br/&gt;Radishes, who don’t have much love for anyone at all. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;bumbumbumbumbum&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/23402894951</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/23402894951</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 18:00:34 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>b o o o b</title><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/22498802661</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/22498802661</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 15:06:50 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>y do u suck</title><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21367308562</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21367308562</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:22:39 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tk5wcfV31qlmt1eo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/21136536808"&gt;the-absolute-funniest-posts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;a href="http://you-will-love-this-blog-on-your-dashboard.ishowedyou.com"&gt;Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21139627591</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21139627591</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 20:24:40 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>unfollow 4 unfollow?</title><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21132101526</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21132101526</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:36:02 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>time 4 emotional post</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sometimes I cry at night&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and I dun kno why&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;it hurts sumtiems bein aliveh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;pls I need ladeis 2 help me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ples&lt;br/&gt;give me notes als0 &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21132031949</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21132031949</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:34:24 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>omg triumphant return 2 tumblarh xxxoxoxoxo i hope u miss meh</title><description>&lt;p&gt;omg triumphant return 2 tumblarh xxxoxoxoxo i hope u miss meh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21131433909</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21131433909</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:20:59 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>miu-sherandhiscollar:

astrotastic:

Let’s see if I can...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2g585wxyG1r1ivo0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miu-sherandhiscollar.tumblr.com/post/21105491029/astrotastic-lets-see-if-i-can-appropriately"&gt;miu-sherandhiscollar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://astrotastic.tumblr.com/post/21102970766/lets-see-if-i-can-appropriately-contain-my"&gt;astrotastic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Let’s see if I can appropriately contain my emotions&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;uh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hllhtHUl1qjnk5k.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="225" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hno9KmdA1qmsogd.gif" width="245"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MY BODY’S READY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21131306701</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/21131306701</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:18:10 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>"Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of this astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so..."</title><description>“Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of this astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on a spiritual fantasy.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Carl Sagan &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oniverse.tumblr.com/"&gt;oniverse&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13394340286</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13394340286</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:55:02 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh, if only more people were exposed to this message.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt66rt0e2D1qcbrp0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh, if only more people were exposed to this message.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13295692218</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13295692218</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 22:48:39 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Well yeah, I DO have two exams next week. 
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzx2miCco1qbloz1o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well yeah, I DO have two exams next week. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I have Skyrim right now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13102493891</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13102493891</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:11:57 +1100</pubDate><category>kind of a no-brainer</category></item><item><title>Banner Carrier: The other day I saw a talk by Daniel Dennett, “If dinosaurs evolved...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13091584820/the-other-day-i-saw-a-talk-by-daniel-dennett-if"&gt;Banner Carrier: The other day I saw a talk by Daniel Dennett, “If dinosaurs evolved...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluejaysings.tumblr.com/post/13094036050/banner-carrier-the-other-day-i-saw-a-talk-by-daniel"&gt;bluejaysings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13091584820/the-other-day-i-saw-a-talk-by-daniel-dennett-if"&gt;bannercarrier&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The other day I saw a talk by Daniel Dennett, “If dinosaurs evolved into birds, what will religions evolve into”. It was fascinating, and there were a couple of things that struck me about his talk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A major theme was that religion is changing rapidly, in order to survive, and to demonstrate…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“So surely it stands to reason that if religion evolves through the actions of humans, it would lose some credibility, in that the teachings of gods become irrelevant and outdated.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;^^but religions are tied up inextricably with the actions of humans— we follow their laws, we perpetuate them, teach them to others. Religion, without adherents is non-existent, and people are always changing, so to me it seems inevitable that religions will evolve. I mean, if you look at the translations of the Bible— compare King James and NIV maybe, and you can see they already are being altered, however slightly. I know the message is essentially the same, but there is a definite change being made to ‘the immutable word of God’. But I think, perhaps it’s not so much the words themselves that are what’s the most important, but the message behind them. And the enduring appeal of religion as a means of right living and moral values, etc. People want that, and I think that though religions may continue to evolve as society does, there will still be some desire for a moral guide. I guess my point is, that the credibility is still there— in that essentially religion is a guide for people to live their lives, and no matter how the words may change that factor still remains.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pretty sure we talked about this in person, but writing makes everything seem clearer to me.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wasn’t disputing that religions change just as people do. What I was trying to say, and I probably didn’t say it very clearly, was that religion was not devised with that inevitability of change in mind. You said “religions are tied up inextricably with the actions of humans”, but religions don’t present themselves as such; they instead present themselves as the word of god/s. And I don’t argue that the basics of Jesus’ teachings (for example) are a very moral guide, but unfortunately there is a lot more to religion than just ideas of love, respect and brotherhood. And abandoning antiquated ideas towards women, sex, slavery and whatnot does not provide a great case for the relevance of religion. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And yes, religion, even if it is not followed in the way it is today, will likely still be a moral guide. But morality is not just enshrined in religion, and it is not a given that it will survive simply as a guide.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Did I respond to your point properly? I apologise if I didn’t. I always get the feeling that I’ve missed a crucial point in discussions like this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13095524479</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13095524479</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:11:09 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>The other day I saw a talk by Daniel Dennett, &amp;#8220;If dinosaurs evolved into birds, what will...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The other day I saw a talk by Daniel Dennett, &amp;#8220;If dinosaurs evolved into birds, what will religions evolve into&amp;#8221;. It was fascinating, and there were a couple of things that struck me about his talk. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A major theme was that religion is changing rapidly, in order to survive, and to demonstrate this, Dennett compared biological evolution to social evolution. But it seems to me that in Christianity at least, the very nature of religion prevents it from successfully evolving. In my understanding, religious teaching largely stem from the immutable word of god, and god is infinite and all-knowing etc etc. So surely it stands to reason that if religion evolves through the actions of humans, it would lose some credibility, in that the teachings of gods become irrelevant and outdated. And as society, and consequently religion, changes faster and faster, perhaps it will get to the point where religion simply has no credibility as a means of living life. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The second thing that struck me about the talk was Dennett&amp;#8217;s discussion of the non-believing clergy, i.e. pastors who no longer believe in God. And it wasn&amp;#8217;t until afterwards that I realised how trapped these people would be. Almost every aspect of their lives depends on their faith - their living, their friends and family - and Dennett&amp;#8217;s comparison to closeted homosexuals in the 1950s doesn&amp;#8217;t seem far off. They are completely unable to confide in ANYONE, apart from LaScola (who conducted interviews with these pastors). &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More information can be found here: &lt;a href="http://clergyproject.org/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://clergyproject.org/"&gt;http://clergyproject.org/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13091584820</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/13091584820</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 12:49:40 +1100</pubDate><category>daniel dennett</category><category>religion</category><category>atheism</category></item><item><title>Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;‘pix’? ’hit up’? ’kick it’?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WORST SPAM EVER&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/12994847593</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/12994847593</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 14:01:16 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;ve realised something about myself. I&amp;#8217;m quite easily depressed about things (lately...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve realised something about myself. I&amp;#8217;m quite easily depressed about things (lately it&amp;#8217;s been about my inability to get a job). But it&amp;#8217;s a testament to how great my life is, that I spend most of my time being, if not cheerful, then at least content.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/12877767276</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/12877767276</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 22:00:06 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>your face is invalid.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Your words are causing my creys to spill forth 4EVA&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/12609366930</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/12609366930</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 07:49:43 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>5 words, oliver: Ditzy Jo Grant panty shots.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Please. Not necessary. With Leela, it’s skimpy clothing shots 24/7. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/12596027039</link><guid>http://bannercarrier.tumblr.com/post/12596027039</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:45:45 +1100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
