March 2013
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“oh hai guize!”
– Me. Oliver.
Mar 31st
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October 2012
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anuses! I have found the cure my cage my dream my calling. 
Oct 13th
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September 2012
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Listentspcapacity: consulting-cockblock: Gangnam...
Sep 16th
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May 2012
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secretly secreecey
lilysang: Old man (but secretly) who Likes to rage about distances between bus stops I don’t understand this but my Vagina is okay with it  Everybody loves Oliver except not  Radishes, who don’t have much love for anyone at all.  bumbumbumbumbum
May 19th
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b o o o b
May 5th
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April 2012
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bannercarrier asked: y do u suck
Apr 18th
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Apr 14th
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unfollow 4 unfollow?
Apr 14th
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time 4 emotional post
[[MORE]] sometimes I cry at night and I dun kno why it hurts sumtiems bein aliveh pls I need ladeis 2 help me ples give me notes als0 
Apr 14th
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omg triumphant return 2 tumblarh xxxoxoxoxo i hope u miss meh
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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November 2011
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“Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of this astonishing universe, and...”
– Carl Sagan (via oniverse)
Nov 26th
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Nov 20th
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Banner Carrier: The other day I saw a talk by... →
bluejaysings: bannercarrier: The other day I saw a talk by Daniel Dennett, “If dinosaurs evolved into birds, what will religions evolve into”. It was fascinating, and there were a couple of things that struck me about his talk. A major theme was that religion is changing rapidly, in order to survive, and to demonstrate… “So surely it stands to reason that if religion evolves through the...
Nov 20th
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The other day I saw a talk by Daniel Dennett, “If dinosaurs evolved into birds, what will religions evolve into”. It was fascinating, and there were a couple of things that struck me about his talk.  A major theme was that religion is changing rapidly, in order to survive, and to demonstrate this, Dennett compared biological evolution to social evolution. But it seems to me that in...
Nov 20th
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
Nov 18th
I’ve realised something about myself. I’m quite easily depressed about things (lately it’s been about my inability to get a job). But it’s a testament to how great my life is, that I spend most of my time being, if not cheerful, then at least content.
Nov 15th
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lilysang-deactivated20121107 asked: your face is invalid.
Nov 10th
lilysang-deactivated20121107 asked: 5 words, oliver: Ditzy Jo Grant panty shots.
Nov 9th
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UPDATE IT’S FINISHED FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING My social life will end. And my life will begin as  DOVAHKIIN  DRAGONBORN
Nov 9th
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YOU GUYS SKYRIM IS 96% PRELOADED GUH NOT THAT I’M GOING TO BE ABLE TO PLAY IT UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING  BECAUSE I MUST SLEEP
Nov 9th
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lilysang-deactivated20121107 asked: you WISH Leela was cooler than Jo.
Nov 9th
“You can not convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on...”
– Carl Sagan - American astronomer and science popularizer.  “My candidate for planetary ambassador…a beacon of clear light in a dark world of alien abductions and ‘real-life X-files,’ of psychic charlatans and New Age airheads, of fatcat astrologers giggling all the way to the millennium.” -...
Nov 9th
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Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
Nov 7th
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lucindaellen asked: Party'n' party'n' party'n' yeah! I'm so bored Oliver! I hate this!
Nov 7th
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Nov 6th
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86 year old makes a rage comic. It's beautiful. →
noxi: papierpomme: intranaut: astrotastic: project-argus: -notthedroidsyourelookingfor: rokkohirmel: teamrocketexecutivetyler: this is wonderful. just cried omg I actually did just tear up. Sweet!  And the “true story” at the end, hahaha. Think you’re ‘Forever alone’? That is so great. That’s fantastic. You only ever see the memefaces for such trivial life “problems”.  ...
Nov 6th
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Nov 6th
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flowers-and-grace asked: The last sentence in your post made me giggle, because attempting to understand the complexity of the human mind if pretty much what i've set out to do in deciding to study psychology haha, the human mind is such an amazing intriguing thing...
Nov 4th
It’s weird that my beliefs seem to be self-sustaining. No matter what aspect of life it concerns, the strength of conviction I have in my personal philosophies reassure me, to the point where the main reason why I believe what I believe, is simply because I believe it so strongly. Sometimes I don’t know why I try to create all these logical justifications for my beliefs. After all, I...
Nov 4th
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Nov 3rd
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October 2011
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Time for an old man rant?
Yes. 1. Bus stops are too goddamn close together. What’s wrong with you people? Do you have trouble walking 5 metres without your body imploding under the stress? 2. WHY ARE YOU TRICK-OR-TREATING. This is NOT America. You’re ruining Samhain and All Hallow’s Eve for me, with your light-hearted fun. 3. My leg hurts.
Oct 30th
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Anonymous asked: IM me on Yahoo Msngr it's important. my username is whitegeanAA121166
Oct 29th
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Oct 26th
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“The Bible is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever...”
– Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth, 1962
Oct 26th
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Oct 24th
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My jaw is in pain, and I think it gets worse when I eat or talk excessively. So, to counteract this, I will stop talking FOREVER.  What? Stop eating? Are you insane? No I will not stop eating. If anything, I should eat MORE AND MORE MINT SLICE BISCUITS
Oct 23rd
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Use a Gun: “For if you believed Moses, you would... →
eximago: Spoken by Jesus, of course. Moses’ writings are the laws allegedly given to him by God and form the book Leviticus. The name Leviticus means “having to do with the Levites,” the Levites being the Jewish tribe from which priesthood are drawn. This however doesn’t mean they are laws just for the priesthood; as figureheads of the religion, they were simply expected to know these and...
Oct 21st
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  michaelrburgess replied to your post Like any piece of literature you can’t just take one line out and impose assumptions on it. You need to look at the historical and textual context of it. Do you know why, in this section of Leviticus, tattooing would not have been approved by God? Because such things were associated with pagan traditions, and groups such as the Carthaginians and the...
Oct 21st
Oct 20th
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michaelrburgess replied to your post:   michaelrburgess replied to your post: Religious… I don’t know about the other religions but i know Christians don’t forbid tattoos Leviticus 19:28 “Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.” Granted, that’s the Old Testament, but God’s word is God’s word, surely.
Oct 20th
  michaelrburgess replied to your post: Religious tattoos make me LOL Well, ones that are… Cause its ok to be religious but only if you’re part of a minority religion? Bit hipster isn’t it? No, that’s not what I meant. What I meant was that the major religions forbid tattoos, but as far as I know, the minor ones don’t, and thus (major) religious-themed tattoos are ironic. And I...
Oct 19th
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Religious tattoos make me LOL Well, ones that are based on the major religions, anyway.
Oct 19th
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Oct 16th
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